Hey Y’all!

Colleen here. Yes there is a DD song. Here’s the link…..

Anyway, here at my home did I tell you guys that there is a LOT southern food on our menu? Well…true. When I went to Tim Horton’s yesterday with my mom after swimming, I ordered a black coffee with a banana pecan muffin. I’m just on my “Jason” right now relaxing and enjoying the redneck ride. Today at lunch I had a HAM SAMMICH with carrot slaw. Tonight is haddock and tators. My dad loves southern food too, like me. We were talking about johnny cake yesterday. I <3 johnny cake! I remember having it at a restaurant called Kenny Roger’s Roasters which no longer exists up here in Canada. :-(  Yes, like a redneck, I <3 country music. I like a couple of songs that talk about rednecks and they are….It’s alright to be a redneck by Alan Jackson and Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson. Here are the links….

The DD diet is doing fine….I lost 49 pounds!! Thanks to Jase!!!! Jase is my motivator. I haven’t bought the fake beard yet, but I will in the second week in October. I just had a hazelnut black coffee just now. Just like Jase….I <3 black coffee. I went bowling today and just like Jase, I <3 bowling. I got a score of 117. I was once in a league and I hated it. People gave me a hard time so I quit the league and the coach was very mean like Willie. Here is a pic of a tee that says Don’t mess with Jase…

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. I AM!!!! I made a deal with Value Village for a fake Jase beard. They are selling them for $5.99 Canadian. I’m picking one up as of tomorrow since they go like flapjacks. The lady on the phone said that there are a LOT left so I’m thinking ahead like Jase would do. I have a wig for Jase’s long hair and I’ll ask Sam aka Miss Boss Hog to take a picture tomorrow!!! Last year I was Willie. But to due to my great weight loss, I deserve to be Jase. Here is a pic of the beard that I’m getting. My mom is like Willie, she leaves things until the last minute which pisses Jase and I off. My mom is the Willie of her clan. She reminds me so much of Willie, it’s not funny. My dad is the Alan of his. My dad understands me better than my mom. When I went in for my breast reduction surgery, my dad was there for me. I’m like Mia, I’m close to my dad. My dad is like Jase and Phil. my mom is like Missy and Willie. Anyway, here’s a beard I might get….

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

P.S. I’m an aunt again!!! Here is a pic of my new nephew, Owen with my parents!!!

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes, but I’m NOT posting this on Facebook….this will make Missy mad. I have DTA so ya know. I only trust people here on WordPress. Yes. I think and talk like a redneck even though I’m not. Anyway. i have some bracelets to give away so if you are interested Strawberry, email me at jaserobertson_aholic@outlook.com and I’ll gladly send you one in the mail!!!

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

HAM SAMMICH and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. very true. I try to lean it to them but they don’t listen. I think my family is jealous. I have Jase’s “nerves of steel” and they don’t see that at all. Strawberry, if you meet me, I’m not introducing to you to my clan. Just people here in my home. I told my clan that I will take my redneck problems elsewhere. I’m not a redneck but I do act like one. My mom hates my redneck attitude. But she can’t change that because that’s the way God made me. So I’m asking God to help me smarten the Feeney clan up and wake up and smell the black coffee. I’m a bit pissed of that I’m getting a lack of support from the Feeney clan so I turn to the Robertsons. I’m happy that Jase motivated me into losing weight and when I meet him I will tell him that I invented the DD diet and bracelets and help me patten the DD diet. I will tweet at Jase and tell him that he is outsmarting Weight Watchers. I almost lost 50 lbs on the DD diet that I invented. I need God to help me on this….I don’t want to lose the Feeney clan.

Siyournara!

<3 Miss Ban of Bullfrogs aka Colleen

HAM SAMMICH!!!

P.S. Here are two new bracelets I made for myself…

P.P.S. Here is a nice pic of me continuing with my great weight loss. I told Miss Kay on Facebook that my clan doesn’t understand rednecks.

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Colleen here. Anyway I made a DD bracelet that says “I <3 Jase” on it and here is a mallard hen feather and redneck style bird seed which has cracked corn in it which I feed the ducks at Fairy Lake!! :-D Today for an afternoon snack I had redneck style popcorn and for dinner tonight we are having mixed veggies, mashed potatoes and haddock. Last night I had Sloppy Joe’s and corn for dinner which is in the DD diet that I invented. Here are the pics, kick back and relax and enjoy the redneck ride!!!!

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs :-D

HAM SAMMICH!!!!

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P.S. The Jase bracelet is NOT for sale. It’s mine and that’s the bottom line.

P.P.S. But I have a Willie tee I’m selling for $10 Canadian but I only accept cash. Email me at jaserobertson_aholic@outlook.com if you are a Willie fan. I will also post this on the DD fan club on Facebook.

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Well as a Canadian, I think that roadkill is DEADLY and I’m dead serious. You have no idea what that dead animal is carrying. Who would like to eat gator balls or fried squirrel? NOT me that’s for sure. I might try deer meat but that’s it. No offense Miss Kay but what you are cooking up is not good for your clan. I’m asking God to make Miss Kay come to her senses and wake up and smell the black coffee. Maybe Jase can find out what is killing Phil and Kay. So therefore I’m depending on Jase. Strawberry! you are a redneck??? Awesome! But I know you are like Jase and not the type to eat roadkill, but if you do eat it….BE VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL!!!! Strawberry, I’m worried about you now…I don’t want to see you six feet under!!!! :-‘(  Jase bought Canadian beef on the episode called Burger Commander when he faced Willie in a burger cook off. Canadian beef is NOT made from roadkill. Try Coll-Jerky…it’s WAY better than Jack Links. I highly recommend Coll-Jerky!!! So hopefully the Robertson clan will quit with the triple threats and realize that roadkill is just as bad as fast food. I should know this because I’m a DD expert. So foolish people like Si…wake up and smell the black coffee and blow a triple threat while at it….nuff said. So here are some pics of roadkill which are somewhat disturbing….

Siyornara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

HAM SAMMICH!!!

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P.S Support the Robertson clan and make them stop eating this deadly crap!!!!!

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes in a matter of fact, I do. Her name is Allison Seevers. She used to live with Sam and I in our home. She comes from South Carolina. She said that rednecks are her people, so that’s a dead giveaway. She loves Duck Dynasty too, but I don’t know who she likes. I befriended her on Facebook. Anyways here is a pic of her.

Siyounara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

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