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Colleen here. Yes. I DO!!! That’s what Jase thinks of women other than his wife Missy. Jase would say unfaithful women are cowfrogs..when women see him…they run. Same thing with me but with men. Jase only trusts Missy, women wise. If I were with Jase, I’d trust him for sure. But with those bullfrogs….FORGET IT!!! A bullfrog is a nice term for an a-hole. I’ve had so much bad luck with men it’s not funny. I dated six bullfrogs and never found my prince!!! Did I tell you I once was engaged to a Willie????!!! MAN!!! What a mistake that I made. Now I know how Jase feels about Willie since I dated a Willie by saying “Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the arm wrestling circuit.” My Willie was a serial killer and was supposed to be in prison but got away with it by pleading insanity!!! I’m glad I called that marriage off!!! Man! He could of KILLED me!!! If I came upon another Willie….trust goes down the tubes…I’m not going by that route again. Unlike Jase, I don’t trust Willie. Here is a meme of Jase with the quote I mentioned AND a meme that REALLY caught my eye….

Next post: Me in my Jase costume….

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

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A redneck beer…..

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Miss Bane of Bullfrogs here. Anyway, Strawberry, when you reach legal drinking age, I have a beer to suggest for you, a redneck. A beer that I drink is called Coors Light and that is a redneck beer. Stone Cold Steve Austin gave Vince McMahon a beer bath in it to entertain the fans. Stone Cold Steve Austin is a pro-wrestler who is a redneck who drinks Coors Light. I can see Jase drink this. Jase looks like the type to have a couple of brewskies with his dad, Phil which I do with  my dad, Greg. My brothers, Tom and Mike who are the Willie and Jep of the Feeney clan also drink Coors Light like me. My dad will have Coors Light ready for me when the Canadian Thanksgiving rolls around. We are having a Feeney clan gathering on the 12th of October so I wish all the Canadians, a Happy Thanksgiving. Well…Jase is right about turkeys tasting way better than ducks. My mom is getting a 22 lb turkey. My mom’s name is Patsy. She is a teacher like Miss Kay. When I was young which I still am, she gave me the birds and the bees speech. I kinda got embarrassed when Phil gave Jase’s son, Cole that speech with the crawfish not knowing Phil was a teacher. My parents are retired teachers like Phil and Miss Kay. So I’m going to celebrate Thanksgiving, redneck style with the whole Feeney clan! It’s on like Donkey Kong! and that’s a fact Jack! Next thing you’ll be doing is sippin’ on samosas!

Siyournara!

<3 Miss Bane of Bullfrogs aka Colleen

P.S. Here is a pic of Coors Light…the redneck beer. Also two Jase and Si memes and them turkey hunting…

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Miss Bane of Bullfrogs here. Yes, I had to. Jase told me that my room was getting a wee bit cluttered. Here are some nice pics of my nice room that Jase and I cleaned with our redneck logic. I’m going swimming tomorrow and on a bargain hunting spree with my housemate Lorraine and social tomorrow night. I’m soon going to get that fake beard for Halloween and be Jase. Like I said, I was Willie last year but I have no pics though *SIGH*. Sam had a different computer that had the pics but that computer is out with the white trash. But I promise this year that I’ll post pics of me as Jase this year. Here is a pic of a Canadian flag, I put up which Jase likes. I know in my mind that Jase would love to live in Canada because he has lots in common with the Canadians like a person which is me!!! I’m Jase’s perfect match! Oh jase would love me if I had him physically. Man! I’d outsmart Missy! Anyway here are the pics…

Siyournara!

<3 Miss Bane of Bullfrogs aka Colleen

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY and HAM SAMMICH!!!!

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Colleen here. Yes there is a DD song. Here’s the link…..

Anyway, here at my home did I tell you guys that there is a LOT southern food on our menu? Well…true. When I went to Tim Horton’s yesterday with my mom after swimming, I ordered a black coffee with a banana pecan muffin. I’m just on my “Jason” right now relaxing and enjoying the redneck ride. Today at lunch I had a HAM SAMMICH with carrot slaw. Tonight is haddock and tators. My dad loves southern food too, like me. We were talking about johnny cake yesterday. I <3 johnny cake! I remember having it at a restaurant called Kenny Roger’s Roasters which no longer exists up here in Canada. :-(  Yes, like a redneck, I <3 country music. I like a couple of songs that talk about rednecks and they are….It’s alright to be a redneck by Alan Jackson and Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson. Here are the links….

The DD diet is doing fine….I lost 49 pounds!! Thanks to Jase!!!! Jase is my motivator. I haven’t bought the fake beard yet, but I will in the second week in October. I just had a hazelnut black coffee just now. Just like Jase….I <3 black coffee. I went bowling today and just like Jase, I <3 bowling. I got a score of 117. I was once in a league and I hated it. People gave me a hard time so I quit the league and the coach was very mean like Willie. Here is a pic of a tee that says Don’t mess with Jase…

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen

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Hey Y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. I AM!!!! I made a deal with Value Village for a fake Jase beard. They are selling them for $5.99 Canadian. I’m picking one up as of tomorrow since they go like flapjacks. The lady on the phone said that there are a LOT left so I’m thinking ahead like Jase would do. I have a wig for Jase’s long hair and I’ll ask Sam aka Miss Boss Hog to take a picture tomorrow!!! Last year I was Willie. But to due to my great weight loss, I deserve to be Jase. Here is a pic of the beard that I’m getting. My mom is like Willie, she leaves things until the last minute which pisses Jase and I off. My mom is the Willie of her clan. She reminds me so much of Willie, it’s not funny. My dad is the Alan of his. My dad understands me better than my mom. When I went in for my breast reduction surgery, my dad was there for me. I’m like Mia, I’m close to my dad. My dad is like Jase and Phil. my mom is like Missy and Willie. Anyway, here’s a beard I might get….

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

P.S. I’m an aunt again!!! Here is a pic of my new nephew, Owen with my parents!!!

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Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes, but I’m NOT posting this on Facebook….this will make Missy mad. I have DTA so ya know. I only trust people here on WordPress. Yes. I think and talk like a redneck even though I’m not. Anyway. i have some bracelets to give away so if you are interested Strawberry, email me at jaserobertson_aholic@outlook.com and I’ll gladly send you one in the mail!!!

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

HAM SAMMICH and HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!

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Hey y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. very true. I try to lean it to them but they don’t listen. I think my family is jealous. I have Jase’s “nerves of steel” and they don’t see that at all. Strawberry, if you meet me, I’m not introducing to you to my clan. Just people here in my home. I told my clan that I will take my redneck problems elsewhere. I’m not a redneck but I do act like one. My mom hates my redneck attitude. But she can’t change that because that’s the way God made me. So I’m asking God to help me smarten the Feeney clan up and wake up and smell the black coffee. I’m a bit pissed of that I’m getting a lack of support from the Feeney clan so I turn to the Robertsons. I’m happy that Jase motivated me into losing weight and when I meet him I will tell him that I invented the DD diet and bracelets and help me patten the DD diet. I will tweet at Jase and tell him that he is outsmarting Weight Watchers. I almost lost 50 lbs on the DD diet that I invented. I need God to help me on this….I don’t want to lose the Feeney clan.

Siyournara!

<3 Miss Ban of Bullfrogs aka Colleen

HAM SAMMICH!!!

P.S. Here are two new bracelets I made for myself…

P.P.S. Here is a nice pic of me continuing with my great weight loss. I told Miss Kay on Facebook that my clan doesn’t understand rednecks.

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