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Colleen here. This past weekend John Luke tied the knot with his fiancee Mary-Kate. But what bugs me is that they got married at a young age. Well…I guess rednecks are like that. ALL of the Robertson men got married a young age. I’m a redneck woman and I’m not ready to get married yet and I have a bf geez for the sake of Silas! Mia is feeling better and eating solid food. She was on a liquid diet after her surgery. Here are some pics of John Luke’s wedding. Enjoy! Today is my dad’s birthday. So happy birthday to the Phil of the Feeney clan! Dad is now 68 today.

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

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Colleen here. Anyway I was with Donnie and we saw some ducklings at Fairy Lake and they were tiny and cute. On my desktop, I have a picture of a mother duck with her ducklings. In DD news, the musical of DD was a flop. So that means the musical got cancelled. Thank God it wasn’t the show. Mia just had another surgery and is now recovering at home. Jase said to keep Mia in our prayers. I’m currently watching The Breakfast Club on tv. I just got my channels restored and I can watch DD again on A&E. People know me as the Duck Dynasty expert. I have a broad knowledge of the Robertson clan. If you have any questions about DD, come to me and I’ll tell y’all. Donnie told me the other day, that I, this redneck woman that I made him a happy happy happy man and that’s the bottom line. I told him tonight that I’m going to stick to him like glue and that’s a fact Jack! I just used a Si-ism. Here is a pic of a mother duck with her ducklings and random DD pics.

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

Happy happy happy and HAM SAMMICH!!!!

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I’m sick once again!!!

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Colleen here. I have strep throat and tonsillitis. Yeah I know that’s bad but I’m being put on penicillin as of tomorrow. But I’m seeing Donnie tonight too but I will NOT kiss him until I get better. More rumors have been spread about Phil in DD news. I’m sick of these Canadians dumping on Phil. I stood up for Phil on Facebook and told those ppl to quack off and leave Phil alone. Canadians have no clue that Americans have a freedom of speech. Just like Jase, I’m a strong fighter and I will fight this illness. Penicillin is a very powerful antibiotic. Sam and my dad are allergic to penicillin. If i have tonsillitis 4 more times this year I might have to undergo surgery. Pray that I don’t have to please. Thank you.

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

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Colleen here. Well…yes. I met Donnie at my church. I go to my church every Monday night and right before my very redneck woman eyes there’s Donnie waiting for ME!!! Donnie is kind of like Jase. He’s laid back, has nerves of steel, very thoughtful and nice. He is the Willie of his clan but he sure doesn’t remind me of Willie. Donnie was born in Richmond Hill which is a town south of Newmarket. Donnie is 43 and I’m 36. I’m the Jase of my clan and I’m proud of it. Donnie is not fond of black coffee like I am but he sure loves his Pepsi which is a redneck drink!!! I met Donnie in a Catholic church which makes me Catholic. My church is St. John Chrysostom. http://www.stjohnchrysostom.on.ca I’m seeing Donnie again tomorrow. Did I tell you that Donnie lives near me??? Well…yes he does and that’s good for me. I wish people a Happy Belated Easter. I had a good Easter with the Feeney clan and enjoyed myself. Donnie doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs or have an anger problem for me to deal with. I have to say that Donnie is decent. He’s a Leo like Jase. I’m glad I have a Leo man in my life which I wanted from God. Don is growing a beard for me since I’m attracted to men with beards. Donnie has a redneck woman in his life which is me and I know he would do anything to satisfy me, his redneck woman. Donnie has a sister named Jackie and she is the Jase of her and Donnie’s clan and Jackie and I get along great. Jackie is a Virgo. I’m a Scorpio and Scorpios are known for their nerves of steel…well…so are Leos. Anyway I guess I better pack it in. See y’all!

Siyornara!

Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

Pics of me @ social…

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Colleen here. Anyway here are more pics of me as Jase @ the social on Halloween and the person with me is my friend Marischa who is also staff at the social. I bought some cashews today which is a snack that Jep Robertson likes to eat. Keep Jep in our prayers since he has meningitis. I think Jep’s hunting days are over after that seizure he had that put him in the hospital. Anyway I went to Tim Horton’s today and I won a free donut on roll up the rim to win. I’m saving it until Tuesday. Anyway I guess that’s it.

Siyornara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

P.S. Happy Happy Happy and HAM SAMMICH!!! :-P

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Colleen here. Very true. It’s not a good feeling. I feel like Willie actually. Willie never shared his biltong with his workforce and that is just plain selfish and greedy. I’m like Jase, I share my snacks. Sam calls Willie a “Redneck Fatty”. No offense Willie. I told Sam and my friend Cathy I feel this way and they don’t blame me. I bet Korie doesn’t even sleep with Willie due to his weight and for the fact he snores which most people find hard to tolerate. I snore but Sam can’t hear me quack all since she sleeps like a dead redneck. I bought some chocolate macaroons and rosebuds and beer nuts today and yes, I did share them like Jase would do with his friends. Anyway I’m here wearing my Si pj’s. Sam is in the tv room watching The Walking Dead which is a show that John Luke likes. *SI* personally I can’t stand that show worth quack. Here are some pics of the Robertsons eating. The Willie ones will gross you out a little…

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Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

P.S. Sam told me a guy on the Walking Dead named Darryl Dickson who is a redneck ate roadkill in tonight’s episode. Barfarama as Jase would say. Happy Happy Happy and HAM SAMMICH!!! haven’t done that in a long time lol :-P

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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Colleen here. Anyway I had a good Valentine’s Day but I don’t have a bf but I celebrated it with Sam aka Miss Boss Hog. I took a Robertson personality quiz and guess who I got? Answer: Jase!!!! I DO have a Jase Robertson personality. I have a LOT in common with Jase it’s not funny. I could be his perfect match. Tomorrow I’m going to a church dinner and it’s supposed to be cold and just like Jase….I’ll hack the cold with the “nerves of steel” that I have. Strawberry, how was your Valentine’s? Do you have a bf? (boyfriend) ¬†Anyway here are some DD Valentine Pics….

Siyournara!

<3 Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

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