Archive for July, 2014

Social tonight….

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Colleen here. I’m doing a secret talent at the social, But I can’t tell you what it is because I don’t trust a lot of people who remind me of Willie. At Fairy Lake, I found another mallard hen feather since I lost the other one due to being disorganized. I told my dad about it but not my mom. Next week, when I get money from David, I will buy my pets (the ducks) some bird seed. Tomorrow, I’m taking a road trip up to The Treasure House by bus to pick up Jase’s book and Sam’s star of David necklace, so therefore I’m hunting down two mallard ducks down in one shot at The Treasure House. I make myself very flexible by making a LOT of sacrifices which Jase tells me to do so. Tomorrow morning I’m taking Barb to see Dr. Doherty about her knee instead of swimming. I’m very busy tomorrow, so swimming is out of the question. Anyway, I’m here relaxing on my “Jason” and enjoying myself. I told Sam I ❤ my “Jason”. I also told her I ❤ her too. Sam is good company, she keeps me from Willie bugging me, same thing goes with Jase. Anyway I have some nice pics to share and this month….41 pounds are OFF!!! I’m not joking or bragging either….’nuff said and that’s the bottom line.

Siyornara!

❤ Colleen

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P.S. If you look closely on the arms of my glasses, you can see cameo! 

P.P.S. Happy Happy Happy! If people I don’t trust who are non-pros, look out! I can speak Redneck!!! HAM SAMMICH!!! I’m serious too.

Here are some pics!

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Colleen here. Here is a pic of me with the Canadian flag and I’m still a happy Canadian even though I dated a Newfoundlander who reminded me of Willie. Just like Willie, Brian owned a samurai sword. I’m just telling my other readers, that’s all, Strawberry. And he ate beef jerky like Willie too. HOLY CRAP!!!! All I did was pray and vote for the Grits. Grits are like Democratic. They support poor people. I’m on ODSP which is an Ontarian version of social assistance. I live in a town called Newmarket which is NOT part of the GTA. Brian came from Aurora, which is part of the GTA and drove like Missy. I’m surprised that Brian didn’t get a speeding ticket!!!! When Miss Boss Hog (Sam) goes, I’ll get a good paying job and move on from this group home and find a man who reminds me of Jase. No pun intended either. I would feel safe in a car with Jase because he has a clean driving record. I know Jase will love me and take me for who I am, since he’s the type of man, and I will do the same for him in return. What I’m saying is, I trust Jase. Michelle needs to use “Jason” so I must cut to the chase. Jase healed my bad karma I got from Brian because I know in my mind that he is a psychic. Here is my desktop wallpaper and my “Jason” pics.

Sionarya!

❤ Colleen

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Sam got her “Mischa”!

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Colleen here. Yes! Miss Boss Hog got her “Mischa”! which is a Sony Vaio. She is happier than a pig in mud like Willie mentioned about Godwin on DD. And, I Miss Ban of Bullfrogs will officially own my “Jason” on August 5th. Just like John Luke, Sam is a fan of the Walking Dead. Sam has lots of things in common with Willie and I, with Jase. Strawberry, you already know this, I’m just telling my other readers. “Jason” is a Lenovo. He is my cup of strong black coffee and “Mischa” is Sam’s cup of iced tea! I bought some Canadian jerky which outsmarts Jack Link’s!!!! I also bought some Maxwell House decaf coffee along with some Smartfood white cheddar popcorn! Even when I’m out, I make healthy choices. So Sam and I are happy happy happy, and I’m off to social.

Siyornara!

❤ Colleen

Support Si and Jase!!!!

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Colleen here. More bad news coming from DD. It revolves around Si and Jase! Here are the links, and that’s it. ‘Nuff said. I’m in no mood to do a long post so I’ll fantasize about Jase and that’s the bottom line.

Lawsuit claims ‘Duck Dynasty’ stole ‘My Favorite Color is Camo’ idea

http://theinformedconservative.wordpress.com/2014/07/13/jase-robertson-sheds-light-on-gqs-discourteous-interview/

Siyornara for now, I’ll post longer posts when I feel better.

❤ Colleen 

My father also reminds me of Jase! :-)

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Colleen here. Yes, this is true and no joke. My father reminds me of Jase. Recently my father had a serious gallbladder attack which nearly killed him whom my mother was responsible for since she reminds me of Willie. My dad has “nerves of stainless steel” like me and very laid back and very tolerant of me and lets me get away with almost everything. He likes good Rednecks, enjoys country music like Kenny Rogers and Big n’ Rich for example. He loved the movie “Forrest Gump” whom was a Redneck. I have a good relationship with my father and I’m daddy’s little girl like Mia. My dad is a coffee drinker and eats healthy food and has a stainless steel stomach like me. Maybe my father can diet the Jase way….it’ll help him to lose weight and it will lower his blood pressure and cholesterol levels to normal like me. After 3 pm, drink decaf coffee as my doctor recommends. But my dad is a happy Canadian, unlike Jase who is down in the dumper in West Monroe. I still feel bad for Jase, but I’m not worried. With his “nerves of steel” he’ll pull through. My sister Kerry, reminds me of Alan, My brother Tom, just like my mother, he reminds me of Willie, and my other brother, Michael, reminds me of Jep. Sam is dieting the Si way since she is a tea drinker and is a type 2 diabetic. But I’m not worried about my father now. He’s out of the hospital and currently resting at home. Mom said that Dad needs to see the doctor in 3 weeks time for a follow-up. David, my home owner reminds me of Si, and Sharon, my home operator reminds me of Miss Kay and my HSC worker, Bruce, reminds me of Phil in a good way. And my ex Brian, reminds me of Missy and Willie. No offense to Missy and Willie but I have a right to judge them. Anyway here’s a pic of my father and a recent pic of me.

Sioynarya!

❤ Colleen

P.S. Happy Happy Happy and HAM SAMMICH!!! 😉

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Jase is not a happy camper in West Monroe. :-(

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Colleen here. Yes guys, this is very true. Since Jase likes Canadians, that’s a dead giveaway. Willie and Missy are making Jase look poor by being proud Americans. Jase knows in his mind that Phil and Kay were once poor. So I’m asking God to move the Robertson clan up to Canada so I can meet Jase in person. Jase is about to meet Miss Ban of Bullfrogs and I’ll be a real good stepmother to his children once Missy goes. No, I’m not jealous of Missy and I’m not rushing her to her last “duck call” either, I’m just telling you what’s going to happen to Jase in the long run as I wait. Phil mentioned “Good things come to those who wait!” Here are some unhappy pics of Jase and a video of him in a Canadian interview. I have pure sympathy for Jason Silas Robertson! 😦 So keep Jase in our prayers and help him move up to Canada. Canada is a great place to live since we get a LOT of immigrants!!! Canadian food rocks! So that means Jase is not a happy American or Redneck for that matter, he just acts like that on tv. But Jase still loves hunting but it doesn’t cut the cheese with him. Jase is very upset. Sorry about the bad news but I’ll know that Jase will motivate himself up here because a lot of Canadian fans are Jase fans, so therefore his Triple Threat is popular up here. And if Missy goes, support Jase!!! I should know this because I’m a DD expert.

Sionarya!

❤ Colleen

P.S. Smile Jase, God loves you!

P.P.S The Lord talks to me in Jase’s voice. Good news is, Jase is outsmarting Weight Watchers with the promotion of strong black coffee!!!! Jase helped me create a Duck Dynasty diet!!! I lost 35 lbs due to it in less than 3 months!!! Jase, you DO take the chase and the cake!!! 😀 I know how Jase feels because it happened to me but with Brian.

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When men and women see Jase and I…we RUN!!!!!

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Colleen here. I know how Jase feels about most women…same thing goes with me but with men. To Jase and I, most men and women are frogs except the poor French Canadian ones. I was at Fairy Lake last night and all the bullfrogs croaked! And I said to the frogs, “Don’t worry, bullfrogs, I won’t put a ban on you!” So that means I don’t believe in hunting except bargain hunting. I’m trying to hunt down a key-chain that carries photos inside in order to make a DD key-chain since DD key-chains are no longer at the moment in stock. Here are mine and Jase’s memes. Sam made mine!!! ❤ 😀

Siyornara!

❤ Colleen

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