Archive for August, 2014

My immidiate family doesn’t understand rednecks.

Hey y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. very true. I try to lean it to them but they don’t listen. I think my family is jealous. I have Jase’s “nerves of steel” and they don’t see that at all. Strawberry, if you meet me, I’m not introducing to you to my clan. Just people here in my home. I told my clan that I will take my redneck problems elsewhere. I’m not a redneck but I do act like one. My mom hates my redneck attitude. But she can’t change that because that’s the way God made me. So I’m asking God to help me smarten the Feeney clan up and wake up and smell the black coffee. I’m a bit pissed of that I’m getting a lack of support from the Feeney clan so I turn to the Robertsons. I’m happy that Jase motivated me into losing weight and when I meet him I will tell him that I invented the DD diet and bracelets and help me patten the DD diet. I will tweet at Jase and tell him that he is outsmarting Weight Watchers. I almost lost 50 lbs on the DD diet that I invented. I need God to help me on this….I don’t want to lose the Feeney clan.

Siyournara!

❤ Miss Ban of Bullfrogs aka Colleen

HAM SAMMICH!!!

P.S. Here are two new bracelets I made for myself…

P.P.S. Here is a nice pic of me continuing with my great weight loss. I told Miss Kay on Facebook that my clan doesn’t understand rednecks.

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More creativity….

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Colleen here. Anyway I made a DD bracelet that says “I ❤ Jase” on it and here is a mallard hen feather and redneck style bird seed which has cracked corn in it which I feed the ducks at Fairy Lake!! 😀 Today for an afternoon snack I had redneck style popcorn and for dinner tonight we are having mixed veggies, mashed potatoes and haddock. Last night I had Sloppy Joe’s and corn for dinner which is in the DD diet that I invented. Here are the pics, kick back and relax and enjoy the redneck ride!!!!

Siyournara!

❤ Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs 😀

HAM SAMMICH!!!!

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P.S. The Jase bracelet is NOT for sale. It’s mine and that’s the bottom line.

P.P.S. But I have a Willie tee I’m selling for $10 Canadian but I only accept cash. Email me at jaserobertson_aholic@outlook.com if you are a Willie fan. I will also post this on the DD fan club on Facebook.

Roadkill is DEADLY!!!

Hey Ya’ll

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Well as a Canadian, I think that roadkill is DEADLY and I’m dead serious. You have no idea what that dead animal is carrying. Who would like to eat gator balls or fried squirrel? NOT me that’s for sure. I might try deer meat but that’s it. No offense Miss Kay but what you are cooking up is not good for your clan. I’m asking God to make Miss Kay come to her senses and wake up and smell the black coffee. Maybe Jase can find out what is killing Phil and Kay. So therefore I’m depending on Jase. Strawberry! you are a redneck??? Awesome! But I know you are like Jase and not the type to eat roadkill, but if you do eat it….BE VERY VERY VERY CAREFUL!!!! Strawberry, I’m worried about you now…I don’t want to see you six feet under!!!! :-‘(  Jase bought Canadian beef on the episode called Burger Commander when he faced Willie in a burger cook off. Canadian beef is NOT made from roadkill. Try Coll-Jerky…it’s WAY better than Jack Links. I highly recommend Coll-Jerky!!! So hopefully the Robertson clan will quit with the triple threats and realize that roadkill is just as bad as fast food. I should know this because I’m a DD expert. So foolish people like Si…wake up and smell the black coffee and blow a triple threat while at it….nuff said. So here are some pics of roadkill which are somewhat disturbing….

Siyornara!

❤ Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

HAM SAMMICH!!!

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P.S Support the Robertson clan and make them stop eating this deadly crap!!!!!

I have a redneck friend!!!!

Hey Y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes in a matter of fact, I do. Her name is Allison Seevers. She used to live with Sam and I in our home. She comes from South Carolina. She said that rednecks are her people, so that’s a dead giveaway. She loves Duck Dynasty too, but I don’t know who she likes. I befriended her on Facebook. Anyways here is a pic of her.

Siyounara!

❤ Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

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Artwork and Redneck rule number one!!!

Hey Y’all! 

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Anyway I have some artwork to show you. Just like Jase, I’m creative. I drew two pics of Jase and one pic of a mallard drake which are colored in. I’m hot right now….I need the AC on. David is not here to put it on.  In my room as Jase mentioned I have Redneck rule #1. Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. Here are all the pics. I will also submit my art work to the DD fan club on Facebook.

Siyornara!

❤ Colleen

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I have a new web cam!!! :-D

Hey Ya’ll!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Anyway yes and here is proof. I also am going to Fairy Lake to go on my legal duck hunt. (that means, see the ducks and feed them.) I have popcorn to feed them. Yes, ducks love popcorn. I should know because I’m a DD expert. I took a stroll to PC Corner and gave them back a web cam that I borrowed. I bought Coll-Jerky last night and ate some, and this morning I was hunting in the pool like Jase would. (Coll-Jerky is Canadian beef jerky). I also bought some nice instant decaf coffee. The label on the coffee shows a picture of black coffee. The best way to take your coffee is black to tell all my readers that don’t know. I should know because I’m a coffee addict. One day I’ll get Miss Boss Hog to take a picture of me in my wave cameo bathing suit. Anyway I’m glad I’m succeeding in life due to my “nerves of steel”. If people don’t know, just like Korie, I’m a Scorpio!!! 😀 My birthday is November 20th 1978 so I’m Jep’s age. But I am the Jase of the Feeney clan though. That means I’m the second oldest. Strawberry, are you older or younger than Dino? Sam said you were younger. You must be the Jase of your clan!!!! I might have a pic of my bathing suit too. Tell me what you think. My mom paid for it and I’m making good use of it and it’s chlorine resistant. I also overcame my fear in the deep end. Jase told me to think of myself in the Dead Sea by using my “nerves of steel”. Some taxi driver said to me that I might be qualified to be in the Canadian Armed Forces and I took that as a compliment. Here are some nice pics and almost 45 pounds off this month on the DD diet that I created with Jase’s motivation. So it’s Brian’s loss and Jase’s gain!!!!

Siyournara!

❤ Colleen

HAM SAMMICH!!!

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I now own Jase’s book!!! :-D

Hey There!

Colleen here. Yeah it’s very true and I’m not bragging either. I ❤ Jase’s book. I, Miss Ban of Bullfrogs is happier than a pig in mud. I also officially own my “Jason” which is my lappy. Here is a pic of me holding Jase’s book proudly as I am a Canadian. I’m not worried about Si. He’ll win the lawsuit. Remember, the Robertson clan are true winners. Si will plead insanity and make sure it won’t happen again just like his brother Phil. GO SI!!!! Si is close to Jase, so I support Si. Jase is a good motivator so he’ll help out Si. I should know because I’m a DD expert. If anyone has questions about DD, come to me and I will tell you.

Siyounara!

❤ Colleen

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