Archive for September, 2014

Hear the Duck Dynasty song…..

Hey Y’all!

Colleen here. Yes there is a DD song. Here’s the link…..

Anyway, here at my home did I tell you guys that there is a LOT southern food on our menu? Well…true. When I went to Tim Horton’s yesterday with my mom after swimming, I ordered a black coffee with a banana pecan muffin. I’m just on my “Jason” right now relaxing and enjoying the redneck ride. Today at lunch I had a HAM SAMMICH with carrot slaw. Tonight is haddock and tators. My dad loves southern food too, like me. We were talking about johnny cake yesterday. I ❤ johnny cake! I remember having it at a restaurant called Kenny Roger’s Roasters which no longer exists up here in Canada. 😦  Yes, like a redneck, I ❤ country music. I like a couple of songs that talk about rednecks and they are….It’s alright to be a redneck by Alan Jackson and Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson. Here are the links….

The DD diet is doing fine….I lost 49 pounds!! Thanks to Jase!!!! Jase is my motivator. I haven’t bought the fake beard yet, but I will in the second week in October. I just had a hazelnut black coffee just now. Just like Jase….I ❤ black coffee. I went bowling today and just like Jase, I ❤ bowling. I got a score of 117. I was once in a league and I hated it. People gave me a hard time so I quit the league and the coach was very mean like Willie. Here is a pic of a tee that says Don’t mess with Jase…


❤ Colleen



I’m being Jase for Halloween!!!!

Hey Y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes. I AM!!!! I made a deal with Value Village for a fake Jase beard. They are selling them for $5.99 Canadian. I’m picking one up as of tomorrow since they go like flapjacks. The lady on the phone said that there are a LOT left so I’m thinking ahead like Jase would do. I have a wig for Jase’s long hair and I’ll ask Sam aka Miss Boss Hog to take a picture tomorrow!!! Last year I was Willie. But to due to my great weight loss, I deserve to be Jase. Here is a pic of the beard that I’m getting. My mom is like Willie, she leaves things until the last minute which pisses Jase and I off. My mom is the Willie of her clan. She reminds me so much of Willie, it’s not funny. My dad is the Alan of his. My dad understands me better than my mom. When I went in for my breast reduction surgery, my dad was there for me. I’m like Mia, I’m close to my dad. My dad is like Jase and Phil. my mom is like Missy and Willie. Anyway, here’s a beard I might get….


❤ Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs

P.S. I’m an aunt again!!! Here is a pic of my new nephew, Owen with my parents!!!


Drawing of Jase and I and bracelets ready to go…

Hey y’all!

Miss Ban of Bullfrogs here. Yes, but I’m NOT posting this on Facebook….this will make Missy mad. I have DTA so ya know. I only trust people here on WordPress. Yes. I think and talk like a redneck even though I’m not. Anyway. i have some bracelets to give away so if you are interested Strawberry, email me at and I’ll gladly send you one in the mail!!!


❤ Colleen aka Miss Ban of Bullfrogs