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The Last DD Episode happens in April

Hey Ya’ll!

Colleen here. yes. I’ve decided to keep this blog. I met a guy who looks like Jase but he’s homeless and refuse to date him because he is reluctant to get a place and the staff here are not keen on him. I respect what Sharon says about this guy. The guy’s name is Tim and he is only my friend and nothing else. Sharon is our full time staff here. So if I see Tim again, since he’s not willing to take my advice and get a roof over his head, his luck with me is gone. My ex, Justin nearly brought bed bugs in my house and I had to wash EVERYTHING I owned, even my winter jacket! We had to take major precautions about this. I left Justin high and dry due to this. I don’t want to date anymore men. I can’t trust them anymore, and I’ve had no idea if Tim has come across bed bugs or not. People told me not to be with homeless dudes and I agree. The last DD episode will be in April. I was reading about this a while back. I don’t think it would look good on me if I dated a homeless person. My parents will be disappointed in me and that would be low of me if I do. So I’m thinking twice about this. Homeless people are most likely to take advantage of women who have money. I’ve been through hell and back with this and I refuse to let it happen again. I had too many broken hearts so I might as well give up. I will tell Tim that he only gets friendship and that’s it. I can’t trust him on getting a place and getting a job etc…I won’t even take him out for coffee since he’ll expect me to pay for it. Plus he influenced my friend Kim into panhandling. Not good. Panhandling is against the law. I forgot to say that Justin and I broke up, scaring me off with bed bugs. I’m not going the same route with Tim. You never know where he has been. Plus I have a feeling that Tim might have been with my friend Darlene and I refuse to hurt her. I like being true to my friends and not date their leftovers. A guy named Pat went out with Sam and tried to make a pass at me and I told him to get lost. I did that for Sam and I will do the same for Darlene. I won’t even date my friend Toni’s ex-husband, Alex for Pete’s sake! Sam felt guilty dating my leftovers with a guy named John so I won’t do the same to her. So I’ve sworn off guys for life. I said on Facebook, I’m single and NOT looking. and that’s the bottom line.


Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

Tim is a bullfrog and I DON’T trust him. Should I put a ban on him like I did to Justin? I think so.

Happy Happy Happy and HAM SAMMICH!

I might stop writing in my blog since DD will be coming to an end.

Hey Y’all!

Colleen here. Well, I might throw in the towel soon as Willie might say. DD will be coming to an end and I will have hardly anymore DD news to share since the show will be off the air soon thanks to Phil. To let you know, Justin my bf is NOT a DD fan. He told me the other day but he does still love me though. He is more into the Walking Dead and Bates Motel like Sam. He also is a fan of Will Smith. I took Men in Black out of the library today. I like Will Smith too. Okay I’m getting off topic. Si has a show on A&E called Going Si-Ral. I’m not a Si fan but I wish Jase would do something that would keep me a jaserobertsonaholic.

Anyway Christmas is coming and Justin is leaving to see his folks and I’ll be alone with Sam for the holidays. It’s going to be tough but hey, life quacks and then you croak. I think Sam will keep me sane. Sam likes Si and John Luke. Anyway this might be one of my last entries. Comment if you wish and my email is and find me on Facebook under Colleen Feeney from Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. Strawberry, let me know if you have a Facebook account and I will add you. Merry Redneck Christmas Ya’ll.


❤ Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

Happy happy happy and HAM SAMMICH!



It’s no decoy: ‘Duck Dynasty’ to wrap after 11 seasons! :-‘(

Hey Y’all!

Colleen here. This is what Phil gets for not keeping his mouth shut! So blame this on Phil! His anti-gay remarks got so out of hand that now that the show is ended. But I will keep all the DD stuff I have and treasure it forever after the show ends. I’ll buy the rest of the DVD’s and watch them over and over. Even Justin is sadened about this. I think Si had to do about this too. Anyway Sam still is alive Strawberry and currently having probs with her account at wordpress. Anyway here is a pic of Justin and I at a football party that took place last Sunday…..


Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs


The “Duck Dynasty” family says its A&E series will end after this season.

via It’s no decoy: ‘Duck Dynasty’ to wrap after 11 seasons —

Duck Dynasty is back for season 11!!!

Hey Y’all!

Colleen here. Well, yes! DD is back for another season. I’m surprised about this. After all the crap that Phil went through with the anti-gay remarks, I never knew that DD would go this far. Last summer my DD mug broke and I was upset. But I bought a red one to replace it since there is no more DD merchandise on the shelves thanks to Si!!! The only DD thing around now is DVD’s.  Thanks a lot Si!!! *being sarcastic*  Anyway I have a new boyfriend named Justin. He is a Willie fan. I still like Jase which has not changed. But what changed is that I’m not attracted to men with beards anymore since beards don’t suit most men. I like my Justin clean shaven like Alan. Another thing that hasn’t changed is my love for black coffee and rednecks. Justin is not a redneck but a very nice guy. He accepts me as a redneck women. I’m not a true redneck woman though because I don’t drink beer or drive a truck. If I had my driver’s license I would drive a truck in a heartbeat and drive Justin everywhere. Justin has his license but doesn’t have a car nor a truck. I only drink beer on occasion but I don’t get drunk. I can’t handle a lot of beer, it’s not good for my stomach or my pills I take. Anyway here is the premiere date of DD. I have a little something to tell you, Justin and I were in a bar in our town called Newmarket and saw a guy who looked exactly like Willie and we told him and the guy was touched.


❤ Colleen

Happy happy happy and HAM SAMMICH!

P.S. Now I know how Missy feels about beards. I’m not keen on them. Well, neither does my mother. If I were Missy, I’d tell Jase shave off the beard or leave him. No offense Jase.





To all my Jewish friends, have a good new year 🙂

How I diet: The Jase way….

Hey Ya’ll!

Colleen here. Anyway, I found two images on the internet on dieting the Jase way, with black coffee!!! 🙂

Here they are!


But lately I’ve been slacking off, eating pizza and loads of stuff I shouldn’t be eating. I need more motivation. So all my readers…give me motivation PLEASE!!! It’s either that or I’m dead duck with my homeowner. I need to shed it off BIG TIME!!! I gained more than half the weight back than I lost the year b4. So I better get off my duff and do something!!!

I need Jase’s help again. So Jase, please if you hear me, let me lose the weight AND keep it OFF!! Sam will so the same but with Willie’s help.


❤ Colleen aka Miss Bane of Bullfrogs

Happy Happy Happy and HAM SAMMICH!!

P.S. I think on the internet you can do it the Si way with black tea 🙂

On July 6th….

Hey Ya’ll!

Colleen here. On July 6th of this year, Duck Dynasty starts season 10 on A&E!
I’m looking forward to this. I had a burger,hot dog and coleslaw for dinner tonight. It was delish. Of course I had my black coffee with it. I never have meals without my black coffee. Neither would Jase. I will ❤ Duck Dynasty til kingdom come. Same with my black coffee. 🙂

Take Care!

Happy happy happy and HAM SAMMICH!!!